All it takes is one poorly timed thought verbalized to kill the mood and ruin a sure-thing night of sexual bliss. The crew at The Chive asked their followers to share their most memorable mood killers. Here are some of the best…or worst…depending on your perspective.
- “While we were going at it, she asked, ‘How do you last so long? Do you think of your grandma?’” (pinebone)
- “She wanted the blinds open in her apartment during sex, pretty much right after she mentioned she could see a bridge where an ex killed himself.” (ChanceyIII)
- “Had a girl ask me to hit her once. When I said, ‘Turn around & I’ll spank you a bit,’ she said, “No, hit me. When I go to work tomorrow, I want people to be worried about me!’ So, I lost my erection, got dressed, and went home.” (IAmTheOneArmedBandit)
- “She said, ‘I give great (oral)…I had older brothers’.” (AsbroZapruder)
- “She said, ‘Oh, Andy!’ My name isn’t Andy.” (ararerock)
- “During intense foreplay, she answered the phone and talked for a half-hour. Mood was killed, embalmed, & buried.” (pspearing)
- “She called me ‘Ken.’ Ken was her dad’s name.” (throwsomehay69)
- “I once said, ‘Be careful with the condom, they’re not cheap and I don’t want to waste it.” (JDMie)
- “She said, ‘Why haven’t you finished yet? Am I not pretty enough?’ Then, she started crying. This was in the first five minutes.” (aimbotcfg)
- “First, let’s pray.” (roaming_sasquatch)