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Good Times: Best Positions For Thanksgiving Sex


It was the great George Carlin who astutely pointed out that no one gets laid on Thanksgiving because all the coats are on the bed. It doesn’t have to be that way, especially since there are now eight sexual positions geared specifically for Thanksgiving sex.

  • Licking The Beater – It’s a mouth love specialty where you lie on your back and she kneels over you. Pillows can help with neck and thigh cramping. Bon Appetite!
  • The Melting Pot – Use a CBD suppository to boost the slipperiness 15 minutes before and let the good times flow.
  • Gourd Vibrations – This is where you do what you normally do…but she incorporates a strategically positioned vibrating toy to boost her, and your, stimulation.
  • Wish Boned – Lying down, side-by-side and face-to-face. Works well if you’re both extra-stuffed from dinner, too.
  • The Plymouth Rock (Hard) – This is for the lazy guy who ate too much and you’re not shy about her doing all the word. She’ll be above you with your back to you while supporting herself with hands…kind of like a crab walk.
  • The Naughty Pilgrim – Gently put, it’s like a “reverse cowgirl” but with a toy incorporated.
  • The Trussed Bird – The guy gets on his knees, and she’s on her back. Then, lift her legs off the ground so she’s supported on her shoulders. Through in some scarves or a belt for extra support if you need.
  • The Basted Turkey – Put some towels down and invest in a generous amount of massage oil. Then, let the slipping and sliding begin. Just don’t slip in the shower when it’s clean-up time.


Source: Men’s Health

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