When it comes to protecting the environment, we’ve all been told of ways we can help. Sure, recycling, conservation, losing the plastic straws, and reducing chemical emissions help, BUT they don’t cover all the bases. Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has come up another way we can all save the planet: poop every OTHER day.
For a little background, Bolsonaro had recently been called-out after data showed increased deforestation in the Amazon under his watch. In response, Bolsonaro fired the head of the agency that reported the issue – and accused him of “lying about the problem’s scale” for good measure.
From there, reporters pestering him with claims that “deforestation and agriculture were responsible for a quarter of the planet’s greenhouse effect,” got annoying. So much that Bolsonaro fired back. “It’s enough to eat a little less,” he offered. “You talk about environmental pollution. It’s enough to poop every other day. That will be better for the whole world.”
So hold that dookie in and let it rip every other day. With that alone, any environmental issues could be wiped away. << see audio to right >>