BA’s Video of the Night (12/16/16) Star Wars: The Santa Menace
Jedi Jesus must defeat the ultimate Sith, Santa Claus, in order to end the war on Christmas, once and for all.
https://youtu.be/HLGwTFv28kA
WATCH: Have You Ever Wondered What Tattoos In Chinese Actually Say?
The examples she shows aren’t going to be happy about their tattoos.

Blind Athlete And Dog Track Down Lost Elderly Woman
A blind Paralympian and her amazing guide dog heroically tracked down a missing elderly woman in the wilderness. Jessica Tuomela, who happens to be a gold medalist in swimming, was asked by a neighbor recently to help find her relative who suffers from memory loss. Since it’s a trail near Vancouver Island Tuomela goes running…
WATCH: Some Days You Just Have To Saddle Up Your Rooster And Ride
How is this chicken so chill about this?

Survey Says 80% Of Men Bring Condoms To Funerals
Suit? Check. Tissues? Check. Condoms? Also check. A new study sponsored by Trojan condoms finds that 80% of men have brought protection to a funeral before. The State of Sex survey asked 2,000 adults ages 18 to 35 several questions and one of them was how “prepared” they get when attending a funeral or celebration…
WATCH: “Woman vs. Seagull” Is Like A Mini-Movie
I thought it was going to have a happy ending, and then…

Man Pries Head Out Of Crocodile’s Mouth While Snorkeling
This is way worse than looking a gift horse in the mouth…A man was forced to pry his head out of a crocodile’s mouth recently while snorkeling off the coast of Australia. Marcus McGowan, 51, says when it became clear he wasn’t being attacked by a shark, “I realized it was a crocodile. I was…

Blind Andy’s @ Famous As Monday June 5th
Famous A’s, 157 Center Street in Massena…giving away a car! You can fill out an entry form everyday…stop in and ask for details. Famous A’s does giveaways everyday. Specials throughout the store. Stop in and see Thunder!Also celebrating the Grand Opening of Hanky Panky’s Gift Shop – located right next door. Hanky Panky’s is similar to…
WATCH: This Young Horse Found A Stick On The Ground
And he’s totally gonna use it.
This Is Why Hot Dogs Are Sold In 10-Packs But Hot Dog Buns Are Sold In 8-Packs
Have you ever noticed that hot dogs are sold in packs of 10 and hot dog buns come in an 8-count? This mismatch has confounded consumers for over 80 years and there’s a reason for the discrepancy – lack of communication between butchers and bakers. Hot dogs usually weigh 1.6 ounces each and meat is…

Venice Water Mysteriously Turns Neon Green
Venice, Italy is looking more and more like Oz these days. The city’s canals are experiencing a mysterious fluorescent green hue, and nobody is quite sure what’s going on. The regional environmental protection agency, along with the fire department, collected samples of the colorful water. Early findings show the color may be tied to a…