What’s Up With Madonna’s Butt?
The talk all around Friday night’s #RaisingMalawi charity event at Miami’s Art Basel was not about the cause, or the event itself. It was about Madonna’s ass. Specifically, what in the hell happened to it. The speculation is that the Material Girl decided to get with the times and get herself some butt implants to become ass-hip like Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj.
When you see her doing her gross little 58-year-old lady twerking thing on video you can see what people were talking about. It all happened during the finale with Ariana Grande, and as you might guess, the Twittersphere erupted with critiques and theories about her re-done rump. The tweets flowed like wine, with comments like:
- Madonna went and bought a fake ass….yuck. S*** jumped the shark. I can’t wait for this trend to be over
- Madonna ass didn’t jiggle once, she need a refund from whoever
- Why does Madonna’s ass look like lumpy porridge?
- Pretty soon we’ll see Gaga with nasty ass butt implants because she copies everything Madonna does
There hasn’t been any comment from Madonna’s camp on this, there likely won’t be one. She’s been known to enjoy press, and she got it…so twerk on!
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