The Worst Blind Date Ever
On Saturday, an Alabama woman says she had what can only be described as one of the worst blind date experiences of all-time. There are no details about how the unidentified woman got hooked up with one Jesse Allen Elliot, but whoever did the hooking up has some serious explaining to do.
As the story goes, the date started off like any other normal date would, until about 8pm, when Jesse was pulled over by a Jefferson County sheriff’s deputy. Turns out, Elliot didn’t have any I.D. on him, but gave the cop a name and birthdate. Not HIS name and birthdate, you understand…just A name and birthdate. When the officer when back to run the name, he saw the woman get shoved out of the car, and Jessie peel away in his Mazda getaway car.
A clear sign that the date was over.
The officer gave up pursuit when he saw how erratically Elliot was driving, and he remains at large. The unnamed woman wasn’t hurt, and was given a ride home, but here’s hoping she’ll be choosing better friends to give her dating advice.
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