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Scientists Create Remote Controlled Bionic Schlong
Is looks like scientists might’ve come up with a new way to help those guys with a batter that has trouble stepping up to the plate. At the University of Wisconsin, experts have been working up a remote control that can control your ability to get a stiffy. Now, instead of her accusing you of playing with a remote, the remote can give your accuser something to play with.
Confused? Don’t be. Here’s how it works: the doc cuts an incision in the base of your wiener schnitzel, and inserts a one-inch metal coil. Then, you hold this remote-control thingy over your thingy, and it gets warmed up through a current triggered by the remote. That coil then expands to make your flaccid phallus grow to up-to eight inches when fully engorged.
This bionic boner is said to have fewer complications than with other current implants, for example, if the guy has scarring from a previous abdominal surgery. Plus, there’s no need for a pump or reservoir, or anything like that. With any luck, you’ll also eventually be able to program it into your universal remote for one-stop shopping.
Source: Daily Mail
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