The girl of your dreams might be hanging out in Amherst, Massachusetts. She just won’t be hanging out at Antonio’s Pizza again anytime soon. The reason that she has been barred from the pizza joint could, and should, become the stuff that UMass legends are made of.
The unnamed 21-year-old was asked to show ID at the door. Rather than showing an ID, she presented the doorman with a slice of pizza. At that point, she was told that pizza was neither a proper, nor acceptable, form of ID to get in. That’s why the completely reasonable chick retorted by smacking the doorman in the face. Oops.
Are we shocked that she now has a drunk and disorderly on her record? She’s also been ordered to stay away from the joint – which we’re sure will work just as planned.