What Next?! Now, Watching TV Dives Your Sperm Count
Earlier this week it was a story about bacon – that processed meats could be the reason that you are having issues with your swimmers. A complete low-blow to men everywhere. Could life get any more unfair?
Yes, it can.
Today, it’s sitting on the couch and watching television that’s killing your little buddies. And we can thank researchers from Denmark for the news. These spoil-sports have found that men who watched at least five hours of television each day had a sperm count that was 34% lower than the guys who watch no television at all.
Here is an odd twist, though. That same research found that guys who spent that five hours playing on their computers didn’t experience any change. How can that be? They’re still sitting on their ass looking at a screen!? The eggheads don’t seem to have an answer for that. When all is said and done, you already know what you have to do. Get up and move around a bit to get those boys swimming again. Unless you don’t want to. I mean, ‘Rosie’ never complains.
Source: Men’s Health
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