Does Bacon Hurt Your Swimmers?
We all know that bacon is awesome. It’s God’s gift to man. What other single item smells as good, and makes everything that it’s sweet nectar touches taste more amazing? Answer: Not one damn thing. But now, some buzzkill doctors want to rain on your pork parade.
There’s a new study published in Fertility and Sterility, which may cause a panic for baby-making bacon lovers. Men who eat processed meats…like bacon…have a 28% lower chance of fertilizing their loved one. So much for bacon and eggs…and now you know why Miss Piggy never got knocked up.
At this point, the researchers only have the bad news – they have no clue as to why this is the case. So if you want the fun without the little human payoff, no more for you. But for the rest of us?
We’ll take care of that for you – and pig out!
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