Apple has a new patent pending…and it will revolutionize everything.
It’s a bag. Yup, you heard me. A b-a-g.
The U.S. Patent And Trade Mark Office published it last week, and Apple had applied for it in March. The bag is made from “60-percent post-consumer content”, and is simply called “bag.” Included is a beautifully designed diagram of how the bag works, along such breakthrough technological advances as “a container and a handle” and that it can be used for “containing items.”
What makes the bag so special, you ask (which I am sure you didn’t)? Most bags of recycled material are weaker as a result. These bags are reinforced. Plus, I am sure now Apple will find a way to charge seven-times the price for them.