What would you do if you came home from work one day to your wife nagging and whining about how you were burning the candle at both ends? Ignore her? Argue with her? Simon O’Kane decided to list his wife, Leandra, on eBay. Under the heading of “Used Wife”, he posted a pic of her along with this description:
- “Body-work and paint in decent condition”
- “used, but with plenty of good miles left”
- “some skills in the kitchen”
- “often makes noise and cannot be silenced unless you order brand new shiny parts of metal”
O’Kane added that he’d be willing to work out an exchange for a younger model. The final dig was in the “terms and conditions” where he said that she could not be returned…EVER!!! Sadly, eBay finally pulled the ad after 57 bids had come in.
As far as the wife, she was pissed – not only because she was for sale and her co-workers saw it…but that he used “such a bad photo.”