Alice Cooper Is Running For ‘President’
If elected, Cooper is planning on taking on 10 hot button issues:
- Getting Brian Johnson back in AC/DC
- A snake in every pot
- No more pencils, no more books
- Adding Lemmy to Mt Rushmore
- Rename Big Ben “Big Lemmy”
- Groucho Marx on the $50 bill
- Peter Sellers on the £20 note
- Cupholders required for every airplane seat
- Ban on talking during movies in movie theatres
- Ban on taking selfies, except on a designated National Selfie Day
He’s also releasing a new version of his 1972 song, “Elected,” and has t-shirts, buttons, stickers, and other merchandise up for sale. Check out more details on Cooper, a “troubled man for troubled times,” CLICK HERE.
Source: Alice For President