John Alverado is the luckiest man in the world. The man was having some drinks at a friend’s apartment when he lost his balance and fell off a balcony and down 11 stories. The craziest part? He survived.

Alverado landed on a canopy outside of the building and managed to suffer only minor cuts and bruises. He was said to be confused when he landed, but gave everyone at the scene a brief explanation of what happened before heading to the hospital. “Yes I was drinking, I’ve been drinking, I was drinking at someone’s,” the impaired man said. “I fell, I fell, oh my god! I fell, I fell.” Yes, yes you did.