Officials have charged Martin with arson along with a slew of other crimes in connection with a September fire in at MTM Masonry. Apparently, the business owner is the stepdad of Martin’s best friend – and he owes her money. Dude, are you getting lap dances from your stepdaughter’s best friend? Ick.
So where does the potato come in? The owner of MTM Masonry also found a potato in his car’s tailpipe…and cops went all CSI and linked the DNA on the vegetable to the stripper’s boyfriend! In turn, he ratted out his girl. He admitted to touching the thing, but says Martin did the inserting.
She is currently being held on $110,000 bail. And the guy can claim a stripper as an ex. Congrats?
Source: Providence Journal