It all started when our unnamed hero booted up an old iPad which was still connected to his then-wife’s Facebook Messenger. That’s where he found over 70 pages worth of evidence of an affair.
- Step one — Talk to a lawyer to set up an ironclad separation contract where he got the kids, half his money, and the house.
- Step two — Our hero waited until his wife and lover met up at a local hotel.
- Step three — Meet her in the lobby and threaten to send all 70 pages of proof of the affair to everyone they know including their rebellious teen daughter. Gotta keep those kids happy right mom?
Now the “Man with the Plan” never did show his kids the pages of infidelity, but he did leave a Google search of “how to get over your wife’s infidelity” up on his home computer — Ooops.