It all started when Kyle got hit up on Plenty of Fish to go on a double date with a lovely lady and her cousin. Not being the shy type, Kyle figured, “What’s the worst that could happen?” The worst thing happened.

The next night our hero was a few drinks in when he got a message to come over for the double date; Kyle didn’t have a buddy to bring along, and that’s when the threesome was thrown on the table.

He grabbed himself a taxi and bee lined it for the house where all of his wildest fantasies would come true. That’s where it all went downhill. The apartment reeked of cat poop, dirty plates everywhere, and a bed that “looked like it was used to give birth on.”

Then it got worse. The bathroom had butt butter smeared all over the place and he was offered a drink out of a cup that the girls pulled out from under their bed. You know, the bed that looked like someone gave birth on?

That’s when Kyle pulled a baller move. He pretended to call his brother and give him directions, waited ten minutes, then got the hell out of there.

He got out of their unscathed and un-laid, but that smell will never fade.
Source: LAD Bible