The Internet Reacts To A 15-Pound Newborn
Welcoming a baby is a joyous, albeit painful, experience for any mother. For whoever welcomed the 15-pound newborn that is making the Internet lose its mind, it must have been torture.
Internet personality Awesomely Luvvie shared a photo of the baby and while we don’t know the details, we do know her readers felt all sorts of emotions after seeing the pic. Some of the best comments are below:
- “This baby walked out of his mothers vagina with a career and bills. He’s even scowling at the bottle because he knows that’s not enough.”
- “He was born needing cataract surgery and a monthly retirement check.”
- “That is a toddler. His feet are as big as mine and I wear a 10.5”
- “I’ve had FIVE kids, and my tubes are tied now. And yet, my uterus still pulled the rolling shutters down and said “Not today, bitch.”
- “Natural birth??? Did they use the jaws of life?”
- “Right after that bottle he went to the finance office and paid the hospital bill with his debit card. He has A1 credit and he wasn’t going to let being born mess with that.”
- ONE MORE THING! Whoever this woman is isn’t even close to the record. According to Guinness, Carmelina Fedele gave birth to 22-pound, 8-ounce baby in Italy back in September of 1955.
Source: Awesomely Luvvie