In the market for a 1,000-pound pet? You’re in luck. In case you missed it, Karen Schoeve, of Argyle, Texas, is selling Bullet the bison.
The eight-year-old bison is occasionally let in her house, but Schoeve promises she’s housebroken. “She watches the fish tank for a while. She doesn’t mess up a thing, and walks around very neatly like she belongs in the house,” Schoeve says. “She has never gone to the bathroom [in the house], either.”
Schoeve’s selling Bullet for $6,000. Her only other requirement is the animal’s new owner has enough grazing space. No word on whether you’d have to Bullet-proof your house, though.