And, wonder of wonders, it worked.
MeatWad found that he had best results when he turned his tube steak upside down.
In case you were wondering, MeatWad also attempted to register his tongue, his left nut and his nipples – with varying results.
He found the best success when he flipped and pressed his pork sword against that smartphone.
Who needs a fingerprint when you have an upside down doodaddy?
Of course, we shouldn’t even have to say it, but this is a stunt you should only attempt on YOUR phone.
Be a pal. Keep your corker off of any phone that’s not yours.
Source: Huffington Post