Ever wondered what a turtle’s voice would sound like? According to the company Turtlecalls, it’s a man with a slight French accent. Turtlecalls is really just one man who will call any person you’d like and talk to them while pretending to be a turtle.

The most basic call will cost you $2 and get you either a two minute conversation or a voicemail if the target doesn’t answer. For $20, you can get the most deluxe package, which allows you to specify a time you’d like the call to occur.

You might be asking yourself why anyone would cough up two bucks for this service, but the mission is simple. “A turtlecall is a friendship call, not a prank call,” the company’s Facebook page explains. “And they are for making smiles happen to everyone.” Check out an example of past calls below: