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2019 Was A Record Year For “Snapped Penises”

 

For many, 2019 will be a year to remember. Unfortunately, for 164 guys in the UK, that memory won’t be a good one. That’s because a new record was set for “snapped penises,” and surgeries to repair them.

According to the National Health Service, incidences of “fractured” phalluses, wonked willies, and busted boners grew 38% since the previous record-setting years of 2014 and 2015. Most often, the culprit was misfiring an overly enthusiastic thrust, that bumped into something hard…such as a pelvic bone. In some instances, the blame can be pushed to a hefty lover with bad aim on her downward trajectory.

Urgent treatment, sometimes in the form of a surgery, is needed to right the ship. So what’s happening? Experts say the rise (pardon the pun) in dented dongs might be attributed to more dudes on the Viagra and more men getting down-and-dirty at advanced ages.

  • Of the cases, most fell into the 30 and 40-year-old range. The oldest victim was a guy in his upper 70s, and the youngest was 18.
  • Fun Fact! In case you’re curious, the position with the biggest risk for a pulverized pecker is “doggy style.” You’ve been warned!

 

Source: The Sun

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