Teen Blames Speeding On Hot Wings And A Need For The Bathroom
Since most guys can’t cry on command and don’t have ample cleavage, there are few methods we can turn to for getting out of a speeding ticket. Here’s a friendly note for you – don’t bother with the “emergency bathroom” story – cops have heard that a billion times. At least, that’s the story in Canada, where 16-year old in a ‘shiny’ Camaro was clocked doing 105-mph. According to court docs, he tried the pull the old, “I ate too many hot wings and need a bathroom right away” act. That all may have well been true, but he still drove away with nearly $1,200 in fines.