Request Line

Guy With “Jar Jar Binks” Tattoo Confirms He Has Sex


Michael Ouellette’s a 42-year old man whose body’s a shrine to “Star Wars.” His arms feature full-sleeve tributes to Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader, and his back is covered with the likeness of Jar Jar Binks – possibly the most despised character in the entire “Star Wars” universe. When asked about his tattoos and fandom, he wanted people to specifically know this: “For the record…I don’t live with my parents. I am married. I have had sex (multiple times). I have friends. I have a job. I go outside. I know that ‘Star Wars’ isn’t real. They are just movies.” That settles that.


101.5 The Fox Playlist

Featured Promotions