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Guy Steals Daughter’s Girl Scout Money For Rub-n-Tug Massage


Brian David Couture is an early candidate for “Father of the Year.” In early March, he told cops in Portland, Oregon that he’d gotten into a fight with an intruder who came in through his screen door, and $700 ended up missing from his daughter’s Girl Scout Cookie money jar. Fast forward and Couture’s facing 80 hours of community service and a fine for filing a false report. It turns out dear-old-Dad stole the money from his kid so he could get an “erotic massage.” One could say that of all the Girl Scout Cookies, Couture’s favorites are the “Tug-a-longs.”


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